Sunday, May 22, 2011

Thing 61: Take a self-defense class

Back off, get your own sandwich!

Yeah, I can talk the talk but I can't walk the walk.  My best shot at defending myself is hoping I have heels on and can inflict some damage by stomping on a foot.  If I'm lucky enough to have Penny with me, I've got $5 that says she joins the other guy's side.  But you know me - I just love wandering around on the wrong side of the tracks at night.  Time to learn to defend myself, even if it's just a little.

How will I know I'm done?
I can kick your ass in a dark alley.

How am I doing?
So far, no progress.

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